Jessica Simpson

In a poll conducted by Touch magazine, Jessica Simpson has emerged as the winner with the most beautiful and desirable boobs.

Jessica Simpson beat the likes of Jennifer Aniston and Lindsay Lohan to emerge as the winner.

Other accompanying Jessica in the best boob contest are:

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyonce Knowles

Jessica Simpson has hit out reports that claim that her father Joe Simpson helped her with her first bra.

She said, “There have been stories that are ridiculous.”

“Like my father really fit me for a training bra. Like, who believes that kind of thing!?”

Daddy Joe once revealed that he is very proud of her daughter’s boobs.

He once said, “She’s got double-Ds! You can’t cover those suckers up.”

Well she’s got Tony Romo to cover them up.

Jessica Simpson has been slammed by PETA for wearing a T-shirt that read ‘Real Girls Eat Meat’.

The blond beauty has been mocked by PETA to pursue vegetarianism so that she adds some intelligence to her brain.

A spokesperson for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) said, “Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken of the sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo ‘Wings’ came from buffaloes would benefit from some good veggie brain food.”

But according to insiders Simpson wore the T-shirt to mock at Tony Romo’s ex-flame Carrie Underwood, who is a serious PETA supporter and has been honored by the title World’s Sexiest Vegetarian by PETA twice.

The insider adds, “Jessica is sick of hearing about how Tony still has feelings for Carrie. She’s obviously trying to poke fun at her rival and let her know who really has Tony’s heart.”

Well Jessica you gotta know that Real Girls don’t bother about bygones.

Jessica Simpson had made her foray into sexy fashion by launching her range of lingerie.

The singer has branded her lingerie line as ‘Jessica Simpson Intimates’.

Simpson said, “I like different lingerie for different occasions. I think that’s the best thing about it. You can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood.”

Tony Romo’s girlfriend also revealed that her underwear line would also comprise of “shapewear” that would hide ugly panty lines.

The lingerie range will hit US stores in 2009.

Ashlee Simpson’s wedding was a testing time for elder sister Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend, Tony Romo.

Apparently Jessica tested Tony’s commitment and love for her by evaluating his presence at the wedding.

Rumors were abuzz last week that the Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson’s relationship was over and they had split amicably.

But a source reveals,  “They’ve broken up a hundred times,

“They’d had another of their ‘breakups’ before the wedding, but it was clear to him that he had to go as Jess’s date if there was any hope that the relationship would work out.”

Lets see how many more times this couple will break up.

Hey folks… did you know that Jessica Simpson serves as Operation Smile’s International Youth Ambassador. She most recently joined the Operation Smile international medical mission in Nakuru, Kenya where she assisted the volunteer team with the medical evaluations of the more than 280 children who visited the remote region with the hopes of receiving life-changing corrective surgery for their facial deformities.

I didn’t know that… didn’t I tell you that the woman is good at heart even though she is dumb… I didn’t ??

Jessica Simpson has another reason to Party now… a celebrity website has named her as its 2006 Babe of the Year. They revealed she looked hottest this year had has been most newsworthy during the entire year.

Ironically, Simpson has beaten blonde babes like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, even Angelina Jolie!

Now thats a little strange!

Jessica Simpson once upon a time hated her big boobs. There was a time when she thought that her breasts has almost ruined her chance of becoming a singer because the male audience in her church thought her chest was too distracting for her to perform solos… how stupid!

But now she says she is at peace with her ‘girls’.

“I always felt they disabled me from what I wanted to do,”she said in a recent interview. “Now, I own them. They’re like wearing a great necklace.”

She also criticized people who get boob implants done

“You can’t pay for that sort of accessory, though I know people do,” she continued. “But they never look as good at the real ones.”

THATS SO TRUE… Pamela are you listening??

Jessica Simpson certainly seems to have either become jobless or tooooo friendly towards Dolly Parton! The ‘My boobs can’t fit into one bra’ babe has recently promised the country legend to perform at her Dollywood theme park in Tennessee. Well guys, I’ve heard of Hollywood (who hasn’t?!?!?)… I’ve also heard of Bollywood (the Indian Film industry) but what in the name of Christ is DOLLYWOOD??? And whoa! An entire theme park based on it!!!

While Jessica baby has gone berserk with her commitments, Dolly can’t stop with her shower of praises for her… “Too many people overlook my young pal’s talent. All they see is this great-looking blonde girl, but she’s got a great voice - and the heartache and pain to throw into songs.” Says the 9-5 singer!

Just another simple example of ‘You scratch my back and I scratch yours’!!!