Jessica Simpson

In a poll conducted by Touch magazine, Jessica Simpson has emerged as the winner with the most beautiful and desirable boobs.

Jessica Simpson beat the likes of Jennifer Aniston and Lindsay Lohan to emerge as the winner.

Other accompanying Jessica in the best boob contest are:

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyonce Knowles

Jessica Simpson has hit out reports that claim that her father Joe Simpson helped her with her first bra.

She said, “There have been stories that are ridiculous.”

“Like my father really fit me for a training bra. Like, who believes that kind of thing!?”

Daddy Joe once revealed that he is very proud of her daughter’s boobs.

He once said, “She’s got double-Ds! You can’t cover those suckers up.”

Well she’s got Tony Romo to cover them up.

Jessica Simpson has been slammed by PETA for wearing a T-shirt that read ‘Real Girls Eat Meat’.

The blond beauty has been mocked by PETA to pursue vegetarianism so that she adds some intelligence to her brain.

A spokesperson for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) said, “Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken of the sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo ‘Wings’ came from buffaloes would benefit from some good veggie brain food.”

But according to insiders Simpson wore the T-shirt to mock at Tony Romo’s ex-flame Carrie Underwood, who is a serious PETA supporter and has been honored by the title World’s Sexiest Vegetarian by PETA twice.

The insider adds, “Jessica is sick of hearing about how Tony still has feelings for Carrie. She’s obviously trying to poke fun at her rival and let her know who really has Tony’s heart.”

Well Jessica you gotta know that Real Girls don’t bother about bygones.

All is not well in Jessica’s paradise as her quarterback boyfriend has dumped her. The Dallas Cowboys star apparently had enough of the paparazzi and Jessica’s nagging father, Joe Simpson.

A source said that the relationship between the two is “definitely over” and Romo has “really had” enough of media attention and the relationship as it was affecting his football career.

The source also added that Jessica’s father is irritating him to the core as he’s “not only telling Jessica every move to make, but now has begun to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica.”

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are going through a rough patch in their relationship and they are still not over it yet.

A source close to the couple said, “Every couple has their problems; we’re hoping that they’ll have a break and work it all out.”

A few weeks back Jessica had referred Tony as “her future husband” and according to another source the Dallas Cowboys star, was planning an “intimate dinner for friends and family” to announce his engagement with Jessica.

But the quarterback star is not willing to be tied down too soon and Jessica is eager to become a mom.

Another source said, “Jessica has made no secret of the fact she wants to get married, and with all the Ashlee wedding talk and Jess’ dad’s involvement, Tony was obviously feeling it.”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if he just couldn’t go through with the proposal and that’s what’s caused the break.”

Few days after the shocking news of Jessica Simpson’s split with her 6 month old boyfriend, her representative emerges and says that everything is fine between the couple.

Simpson’s representative said, “Not true, not true. I spoke to Jess yesterday and the day before. They are still together.”

He also added that Tony Romo will be Jessica’s date at younger sister Ashley Simpson’s wedding to Pete Wentz later this week.

The Dallas Cowboys quarterback was recently spotted partying with an unknown blonde. But an insider has dismissed the encounter by adding that the blonde has a boyfriend, “She’s a doll and they did have fun at the club, but nothing happened with Tony,” said the source.

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have come quite an item together… they’ve been dating since quite sometime and seem to be looking quite happy and popular… so people thought of banking on their popularity.

The Pure nightclub in Las Vegas has offered Simpson and Mayer a $500,000 a piece if they agreed to co-host a special Pussy Cat DOlls event at the venue… John didnt seem to be interested so he declined and Jess gave a nod and went ahead… she would be earning $250,000 for a solo gig.

Wonder why John declined?

Move over Pamela, gerroff Carmen… and make way for our new busty babe - Jessica Simpson… who is wearing her attitude on her sleeve saying ‘Now that I’ve got it I’ll flaunt it like never before’!

Her necklines seem to be getting deeper than ever and her naughty (grown up) twins are popping out looking hotter than before.

Yet again, in a fresh new appearance, she was flaunting her ‘new’ attributes as she was going to dinner at Chi Dynasty and then she continued to Dresden Room bar.

Looks like she is all geared up for the big day when she is gonna sizzle and seduce folks at the night club Pure in Las Vegas celebrating Pussycat Dolls on their second anniversary.

Seems hard to digest but amidst all those lovey-dovey moments of coochie-cooing with his babe Jessica Simpson, Mayer finds enough time to ponder and brood over issues of Global Warming… quite credible though.

Apparently John Mayer went deep on his blog about an issue that he said has now concerned him for some time. Surprise - it is ‘global warming.’ The talented musician noted that he knews it’s a trendy cause now and divided the global warming factions into two groups. He wrote:

“It seems to me that when it comes to this issue, we’ve been given only two sides to pick from: side one says the future of global warming does not present a doomsday scenario, almost chuckling the matter aside. Side two says it is a dire issue (which it is), and then goes on to inundate side one with so many separate nakedly-scientific points that they make naiveté’ seem cozy by comparison.”
So here I am, introducing a third side. A laid-back, panic free approach to environmentalism. One that believes the message of “An Inconvenient Truth” is sound, but that it’s an incredibly un-fun name for a movie. A side free from the cry of hypocrisy, for it doesn’t make sweeping promises. A side that drives an SUV on the way to the grocery store but then produces nylon mesh bags at the checkout line. A side that believes in bringing a change of perspective to our government but letting (Karl) Rove finish his meal first, he adds.

Hmmm…. I hope Jessica’s inflated boob size has nothing to do with Global Warming hahahah

Jessica Simpson seems to happy to have gotten over the days of body consciousness and starvation. She has given up on hysteria that once conquered her mind when she began packing pounds. Now she says she has just accepted her naturally curvy figure and learnt to love her body because of the support that beau John Mayer has given her.

After months of trying to hide her weight gain under baggy jackets and oversized dresses, Jess stepped out last week in several figure-hugging outfits.

Looks like the babes finally grown up!