Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson has hit out reports that claim that her father Joe Simpson helped her with her first bra.

She said, “There have been stories that are ridiculous.”

“Like my father really fit me for a training bra. Like, who believes that kind of thing!?”

Daddy Joe once revealed that he is very proud of her daughter’s boobs.

He once said, “She’s got double-Ds! You can’t cover those suckers up.”

Well she’s got Tony Romo to cover them up.

Jessica Simpson has been slammed by PETA for wearing a T-shirt that read ‘Real Girls Eat Meat’.

The blond beauty has been mocked by PETA to pursue vegetarianism so that she adds some intelligence to her brain.

A spokesperson for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) said, “Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken of the sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo ‘Wings’ came from buffaloes would benefit from some good veggie brain food.”

But according to insiders Simpson wore the T-shirt to mock at Tony Romo’s ex-flame Carrie Underwood, who is a serious PETA supporter and has been honored by the title World’s Sexiest Vegetarian by PETA twice.

The insider adds, “Jessica is sick of hearing about how Tony still has feelings for Carrie. She’s obviously trying to poke fun at her rival and let her know who really has Tony’s heart.”

Well Jessica you gotta know that Real Girls don’t bother about bygones.

Jessica Simpson had made her foray into sexy fashion by launching her range of lingerie.

The singer has branded her lingerie line as ‘Jessica Simpson Intimates’.

Simpson said, “I like different lingerie for different occasions. I think that’s the best thing about it. You can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood.”

Tony Romo’s girlfriend also revealed that her underwear line would also comprise of “shapewear” that would hide ugly panty lines.

The lingerie range will hit US stores in 2009.

Ashlee Simpson’s wedding was a testing time for elder sister Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend, Tony Romo.

Apparently Jessica tested Tony’s commitment and love for her by evaluating his presence at the wedding.

Rumors were abuzz last week that the Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson’s relationship was over and they had split amicably.

But a source reveals,  “They’ve broken up a hundred times,

“They’d had another of their ‘breakups’ before the wedding, but it was clear to him that he had to go as Jess’s date if there was any hope that the relationship would work out.”

Lets see how many more times this couple will break up.

All is not well in Jessica’s paradise as her quarterback boyfriend has dumped her. The Dallas Cowboys star apparently had enough of the paparazzi and Jessica’s nagging father, Joe Simpson.

A source said that the relationship between the two is “definitely over” and Romo has “really had” enough of media attention and the relationship as it was affecting his football career.

The source also added that Jessica’s father is irritating him to the core as he’s “not only telling Jessica every move to make, but now has begun to offer unsolicited advice to Tony on his career, endorsement opportunities and things that have nothing to do with him dating Jessica.”

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are going through a rough patch in their relationship and they are still not over it yet.

A source close to the couple said, “Every couple has their problems; we’re hoping that they’ll have a break and work it all out.”

A few weeks back Jessica had referred Tony as “her future husband” and according to another source the Dallas Cowboys star, was planning an “intimate dinner for friends and family” to announce his engagement with Jessica.

But the quarterback star is not willing to be tied down too soon and Jessica is eager to become a mom.

Another source said, “Jessica has made no secret of the fact she wants to get married, and with all the Ashlee wedding talk and Jess’ dad’s involvement, Tony was obviously feeling it.”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if he just couldn’t go through with the proposal and that’s what’s caused the break.”

Few days after the shocking news of Jessica Simpson’s split with her 6 month old boyfriend, her representative emerges and says that everything is fine between the couple.

Simpson’s representative said, “Not true, not true. I spoke to Jess yesterday and the day before. They are still together.”

He also added that Tony Romo will be Jessica’s date at younger sister Ashley Simpson’s wedding to Pete Wentz later this week.

The Dallas Cowboys quarterback was recently spotted partying with an unknown blonde. But an insider has dismissed the encounter by adding that the blonde has a boyfriend, “She’s a doll and they did have fun at the club, but nothing happened with Tony,” said the source.

Nope not in court folks but on the UK charts… Jessica Simpson and former husband Nick Lachey are competitors now as they simultaneously released their songs about their failed relationship.

Simpson’s song is titled “A Public Affair” and Lachey’s is gonna be “What’s Left of Me”

It is but obvious that each’s song will blame the other for their divorce… lets see who blames who better!

Who in the world wants to buy the gum Jessica Simpson spitted. There are a few crazy people on the earth who want to…the crappy piece of gum chewed by Jessica Simpson has reached $127 on eBay.

Apparently, Jessica was shooting a kissing scene in her movie ‘Employee of the Month’ and she had to discard the chewing gum. So she gave it to an extra on the set, who has put it up on sale rather than throwing it away.

Somebody even auctioned Britney Spear’s half-eaten sandwich and now Jessica Simpson’s chewed gum.

What Crap!!!

Hey guys,”They made me what I am today. Without them I’d be working in a Pizza Hut instead of doing Pizza Hut commercials. I just wanted to let them know I don’t take them for granted.”

These were the words by Jessica. Wodnering what she’s talking about? Any guesses??? She is speaking about her BREASTS!!! Jessica is overwhelmed on filing a petition to adopt her own breasts. No wonder if somebody else has claimed it. But I never knew people get so mad that they have to adopt or claim something of their own.This is Height of Madness theory.

She also proudly says that they were the’root cause for her present status today.She also refers to them as “amazing boobs”. Madam,self praise leads you nowhere!!!

“She has really amazing hooters,” said Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriend Harry Morton. “Those are real bookshelf bijongas. They’re not starting to sag like Lindsay’s are already, but why did Jess feel the need to adopt those puppies? It’s not like they’re going anywhere.” Atleast somebody is there to think sensibly on this earth.

But there’s a strong reason behind this..She was denied from adopting a child just becoz she was unable fill the self-assessment form.Baby,you yourself need to grow up before adopting one.Let’s see what it is really turning out to be with this f***** b(r)east!!!