Jessica Simpson

I must say that Mr.Joe Simpson…daddy cool…. is being the best daddy in the whole wide world…Hey Jessica I ‘m sure you agree with me completely right…but its so weird…a dad having to stand up for his baby girl…every time she messes up…how long are you going to tell yourself Papa Joe…that your daughter is an angel….

This time it was something to do with Bam Magera…He confirmed the rumours that said that he slept with Jessica though she was still married to Nick Lachey…Oucchh that definitely hurt right!!!

Joe Simpson has slammed Jackass star Bam Margera for claiming he had sex with his daughter Jessica, insisting he wants to “beat the crap” out of him…Woah just see what this super dooper dad is doing to save her form any more embarrassments …That is really so sweet dad…Jessica I hope you realise how much papa Joe loves you…so start being a good girl now…please…

Hey guys,”They made me what I am today. Without them I’d be working in a Pizza Hut instead of doing Pizza Hut commercials. I just wanted to let them know I don’t take them for granted.”

These were the words by Jessica. Wodnering what she’s talking about? Any guesses??? She is speaking about her BREASTS!!! Jessica is overwhelmed on filing a petition to adopt her own breasts. No wonder if somebody else has claimed it. But I never knew people get so mad that they have to adopt or claim something of their own.This is Height of Madness theory.

She also proudly says that they were the’root cause for her present status today.She also refers to them as “amazing boobs”. Madam,self praise leads you nowhere!!!

“She has really amazing hooters,” said Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriend Harry Morton. “Those are real bookshelf bijongas. They’re not starting to sag like Lindsay’s are already, but why did Jess feel the need to adopt those puppies? It’s not like they’re going anywhere.” Atleast somebody is there to think sensibly on this earth.

But there’s a strong reason behind this..She was denied from adopting a child just becoz she was unable fill the self-assessment form.Baby,you yourself need to grow up before adopting one.Let’s see what it is really turning out to be with this f***** b(r)east!!!

 Jessica simpson may look like a spoilt brat, but when it comes to showing support for her kid sister, Ashlee Simpson, Jessica is all ready. She recently flew down to London to lend support to her sister who is making her debut in Chicago in London’s West End on September 25th. Last heard, Jessica & Ashlee Simpson were taking London by storm. On Friday night, the Simpson sisters hit up the Met Bar and had a blast there.With the two Simpson sisters in London, we guess London is getting too hot to handle.

Daughter of a former Baptist minister, Jessica Simpson says that she was banned from singing in Church when she was younger. When she sang solos in church, she was apparently a distraction and made men in the congregation ‘lust’ during worship.

“I was always criticized for my looks in the Christian world. They said I was too sexy to sing Christian music,” she told Allure magazine.

The Simpson sisters were recently slammed by pastor Bob Harrington, who accused them of using sex to sell their music. Their dad and manager was also at the receiving of this strong criticism. Surprisingly, we haven’t heard any outburst of defense from dad or daughters Simpson. Maybe they’re ashamed.

Pop sensation Jessica Simpson might have said goodbye to her husband Nick Lachey but hasn’t been able to throw out his wardrobe. Looks like his T-shirts are a way to keep warm with his memories.

“I still have some of them. I don’t throw away things. I love Nick with all my heart. He’s still a dear friend.He’s part of who I am. He’s a part of what happened to me. We grew up together. I fell in love with him when I was 19. That’s young.”

If marriages are made in heaven why are there so many celeb break ups? If your love is so strong isn’t is easier to just stick around than to go through all the pain.

Well you guys must be wondering that these were rumors a long back…..yaa guys you guessed it right…… But the ‘Jackass’ star Bam Margera has re-ignited these rumors that he slept with Jessica Simpson while she was still married. Well yaa these were rumors in 2005 that Margera had sex with Jessica while she was still married with husband Nick Lachey.

Hope this was not one of the reasons why Nick and Jessica, the stars of reality show ‘Newly Weds’, got divorced. Even if it is…… who cares…… its too late to do anything now.

According to a source, Margera confirmed that he and Jessica had spent a night together while they were shooting for ‘The Dukes of Hazzard’. Margera said the relationship was blown out of proportion, but admitted he “bumped into Simpson” Margera claims they “wound up at her parents house drinking margaritas and it went from there” and said afterwards he “left at eight in the morning”.

Now well I guess that’s obvious…… Nick they might have not had sex……but dude they spent the night together. Now that says it all right guys!!!!!! Lets see what Jessica has to say about this?????

Great news guys…Jessica’s dad has been helping his daughters too much now…after what we heard I am sure you are guys are gonna totally agree…He has said a strict no no to all the other photographers and is going to take the opportunity to take his daughters pics…and no one will stand that opportunity anymore…
So what do you think a merit or a demerit????…Both for the celeb industry as well as Jessica…I am sure its not just Jessica…Daddy Simpson has asked the celebrity picture service WireImage to control what images are being sent out to the media and has resorted to taking the photos himself… “Great deal” I must say…
He has developed a very close relationship with the popular photo agency WireImage in exchange for special access to his daughters Jessica and Ashlee.Hey that’s what some sources say…I’m not sure why all this all of a sudden…loads of reasons…I’m sure he has in mind…

Jessica cant exactly explain what is going through her mind right now……on one hand she is elated that her fifth album ” Public Affair ” has hit the Billboard 200 at No. 5 last week with sales of 104,000 units and on teh other hand she is being constantly bugged by the media to announce her relationship with John Mayer, who said ” dont believe the hype”…..

when asked about her relationship with John , she smartly dodged it by talking about her sister Ashlees singing career, whihc is not exactly at ahigh these days…and sisnce when did she styart worrying about Ashlees career…well you think thats none of our business???…sorry but it is…..

After a painful break up with hubby nick lachey Jessica Simpson is desperate to be in love with some one. She said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Monday,

“I think I’m too hard to be in love with. It ends up on the cover of every magazine. I scare people away. I’m a lot to take on.”

After the split up with her hubby she was even linked up with singer john meyer but had to stop talking to him due to the media attention hey I think you should’nt leave your pals due to some stupid rumors.

Pop star Jessica Simpson is desperately trying to control the damages made by former her publicist rob shuter after he claimed that jess and john Meyers have an affair. She even personally called the media telling them that there was nothing between them.

Hey why gat embarrassed about something in which you are not involved. She even stopped talking to john. Hey you can’t let your friends down only because the media writes about you. And you know what to prove herself right she is getting other editors angry by using them as pawns to show that she and john don’t have anything.