Jessica Simpson

Normally I would say ‘Its Jess Rack TIMEEE ‘, when I post something on Jessica Simpson. Well today I won’t say that.

Nope she hasn’t lost her fakes yet. It is just that she ain’t showing any of her most- coveted boobs , which is very very very unlike Jessica Simpson. Strange ha !! I Know .

With sweat pants, matted hair, that goofy look on her face, spoon in her mouth, Half gallon ice- cream and burger in her hand, what is she trying to tell us ? Is she trying to seduce us ?

Well if she is I am ready to get seduced. :-D. Jessica Simpson it is. Well ya of course I won’t look at her face a lot and spoil my mood, I will see what I should be seeing

Tear.. tearrr.. tear.. let goo off that Sweat shirt

So Jessica is back to treat all you guys, or at least me !!

There are rumors doing rounds that she has become pregnant and the people spreading the rumors are none other than her ‘CONCERNED‘ friends. If that wasn’t funny enough they say the reason being, her BOOBS SIZE. I was Laughing my A** off, when I heard that! (See I use the *** when I am talking about my favorite stars ) .

Who better than me, knows about her boob size (pardon the over-confidence) !! .

Everytime she comes out and displays those lovely racks of hers, I have put them up on celebden. So I don’t think that her Boob size has anything to do with her being pregnant. I am sure her GAL PALS are just jealous.

She must be using those Miracle bras for all you know( not like she needs it). The bigger the better you see . Or she must have put on weight up there, for she frequents hotels and restaurants a lot these days, thanks to Mayer !!

Well at the end of the day , I will just say, ENJOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY the Snappsssssss !!

John Mayer, who reportedly split with Jessica Simpson last week, was spied leaving Jessica’s New York hotel yesterday.”He was looking really happy,” an eyewitness tells In Touch. “He couldn’t stop smiling.”

A friend of Jessica’s confirmed that the on-again-off-again couple “definitely went on a date last night” but says that the singer is taking the reunion one step at a time.

Friends say that breaking up and making up has become routine for John and Jessica so it sounds like it’s business as usual for the fickle pair.

It is reporting that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are dunzo, except not so much. According to a “close friend,” the couple break up and get back together again more often than they brush their teeth.

“They have broken up,” says the source. “But they have broken up and gotten back together at least ten times before.”

So I am little confused, are they broken up or not ? Is Jessica Single or not.. Someone telll meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!

The paparazzi all went to party I guess. The time is perfect for ‘Jess- Boob’ time , as we call it

By the way, The Cannes Film Festival opened. So lots of things to make fun of.

These are the latest snaps of Jessica Simpson from Cannes. When Jess poses for the cam, we know nothign except her boobies do the talking. I like posting on jess for the very reason that I don’t have to do any thinking about what I should write, I just have to put the snaps and that’s it enjoy the show.

Its JessRack time ..

As the name suggests, its high time I posted on Jessica Simpson. Its been a while since I did that and it seems a pretty long time to not show you people snaps of the lovely lady.

SO here they are

But well I guess I am out of words. There is nothing much and nothing new to say, so just treat your eyes for today

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have come quite an item together… they’ve been dating since quite sometime and seem to be looking quite happy and popular… so people thought of banking on their popularity.

The Pure nightclub in Las Vegas has offered Simpson and Mayer a $500,000 a piece if they agreed to co-host a special Pussy Cat DOlls event at the venue… John didnt seem to be interested so he declined and Jess gave a nod and went ahead… she would be earning $250,000 for a solo gig.

Wonder why John declined?

Move over Pamela, gerroff Carmen… and make way for our new busty babe - Jessica Simpson… who is wearing her attitude on her sleeve saying ‘Now that I’ve got it I’ll flaunt it like never before’!

Her necklines seem to be getting deeper than ever and her naughty (grown up) twins are popping out looking hotter than before.

Yet again, in a fresh new appearance, she was flaunting her ‘new’ attributes as she was going to dinner at Chi Dynasty and then she continued to Dresden Room bar.

Looks like she is all geared up for the big day when she is gonna sizzle and seduce folks at the night club Pure in Las Vegas celebrating Pussycat Dolls on their second anniversary.